Please welcome the very lovely Sally Max to today's blog.
There
is something special about red letter days in Byron and Kit's household. Ever
since becoming man and wife, they always seem to have extra fun on holidays.
It's New Year's Eve
and Kit is having a major problem. Her husband, Byron tries to help, but can't.
The dilemma is monstrous. How can they overcome the insurmountable odds?
Within hours of the
party, and she doesn't have anything to wear...
As a memento of
those occasions, Kit is writing away in Maude, her diary.
A girl has got to
have something to read when she is old and gray, to make her hot and bothered.
Excerpt:
Dear Diary,
Diary, I’m going to call you Maude. That’s okay, right? ‘Cause I
really don’t like the idea that I’m recording this in a journal. It seems
overdone, cliché, and trite. However, when I’m old and almost senile in a
nursing home, I want to go back and read you, and then get all hot and
bothered, be able to hide some Viagra in Byron’s applesauce, and have my way
with him. I may need to remind him of who I am, but that will only make it more
exciting. We’ve role-played some before, so it will be a different flavor of
sponge bath, whose teeth are those, or bobbing for catheters.
It seems like every major holiday, we have the most amazing time.
Don’t get me wrong. We have fun on other days of the week too, but special
occasions, well, they’re usually extra noteworthy. Sometimes it’s the location,
or we are experimenting with something new. It is just more fun. Maybe it’s
that we want to celebrate when a holiday is on the calendar. Any red-letter day
is special to us! ...
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Meet the Author
After not being
able to answer, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” when she was little,
Sally Max decided she wouldn’t settle on just one profession. Instead, she
lives vicariously through her characters on the page, and gets a taste of every
possible scenario she can imagine.
Sally Max currently resides in central Florida
with her fiancé and a rambunctious black and white tuxedo kitty.
See what Sally is up to at www.sallymax.com
Nothing to Wear is
published by Three Worlds Press. For more information on this book or their
other works please visit: Three
Worlds Press.
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